Funny Quotes About Men

1) “A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
~ Mae West ~

2) “A man can be short and fat, but if he doesn’t mention that she is too, a woman will like him.”
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3) “A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~

4) “A man in love is incomplete until she agrees that his drinking buddies (and their happiness) are as important as she is.”
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5) “To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.”
~ Anonymous ~

6) “Every time he stares at that engagement ring, he is not transfixed by the sparkle, he is imagining how far it would go towards a downpayment on that new Merc.”
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7) “All men are not slimy warthogs.  Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs.  But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.”
~ Cynthia Heimel ~

8) “Men are animals. Deal with it.”
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9) “Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, disposable.”
~ Cher ~

10) “Men may not be multi-taskers, but when you have the ability to prioritize, who needs to multi-task anyway?”
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11) “Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.”
~ Elbert Hubbard ~

12) “Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.”
~ Ambrose Bierce ~

13) “If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.”
~ Rita Mae Brown ~

14) “Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.”
~ H. L. Mencken ~

15) “Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”
~ Rita Rudneradd ~

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