Funny Quotes About Life

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”
~ Forrest Gump ~

“Life is like a box of chocolates, too much empty space and packaging, not enough of the good stuff.”
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“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.”
~ Anonymous ~

“Life is like a cold shower. You’re scared to jump in but when you do it’s actually quite refreshing.”
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“Life is like a B-movie. You don’t want to leave in the middle of it but you don’t want to see it again.”
~ Ted Turner ~

“Life is like an Adam Sandler movie. Occasionally funny, but nearly always slow, boring and very hard work.”
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“Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time.”
~ Margaret Mea ~

“Life is like a tandem parachute jump. You’re always taking it from behind from someone more experienced.”
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“Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that’s ok, because you can’t afford it anyway.”
~ Jim Davis ~

“Life is like a pantomime horse. If you don’t take the lead, you’ll be bending over and kissing butt forever.”
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“Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.”
~ Aloysius Dorgan ~

“Life is like your first girlfriend. To you she feels really special, until you find out everyone else has already been there before you.”
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“Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.”
~ Lou Erickson ~

“Life is like a taxi. Always listening to people moan about the traffic, the weather, their sports teams. Enough already!”
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“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.”
~ Anonymous ~

“Life is like the end of a party. You think you’re doing great, but to everyone else you are staggering around, embarrassing yourself and talking rubbish.”
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“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
~ National Lampoon’s Animal House ~

“The best things in life are free? Fine, give me all of your money.”
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“Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
~ Charles M. Schulz ~

“Life is like cycling. It can be a real pain in the ass.”
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