Funny Quotes About Love..
Looking for funny love quotes? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy…
“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.“
~ Agatha Christie ~
“The male definition of L-O-V-E … Life’s Often Very Expensive”.
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“Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.”
~ Jerry Lewis ~
“The female definition of L-O-V-E … Lust Over, Verbally Emasculate.”
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“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
~ Woody Allen ~
“How do you know if you love someone? If they snore, belch, fart, and forget your birthday, and you still want to be with them, you’re probably in love. Unless it’s a dog. They are not great at remembering birthdays.”
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
~ Rita Rudner ~
“Love at first sight is only possible when you are wearing rose tinted glasses”.
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“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
~ Albert Einstein ~
“Often the instigation for love, the definition of A-L-C-O-H-O-L is … A Large Cocktail Offered, He’s Obtained Love”
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“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
~ Erma Bombeck ~
“I love my wife so very much. I just don’t like her most of the time”.
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“When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you.
And she never did.”
~ James Fineous McBride ~
“Behind every great woman is a cowering, broken, shell of a man.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
~ Jim Carrey ~
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘love’ … (if there was it would spell ‘evil’ backwards!)”
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“Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.”
~ Jay Leno ~
“The look of love was in her eyes … as she gazed longingly at the Ralph Lauren handbag”.
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“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
~ Unknown ~
“Relationships are like watching your favorite sports team. From the outside it looks easy, but when you try it yourself you realize you are terrible at it!”
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