Funny Birthday Quotes..
Looking for funny quotes about birthdays? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy…
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
~ Bob Hope ~
“Birthdays are like sunburn, a lot of unwanted attention due to something that is actually quite painful.”
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.”
~ Jerry Seinfeld ~
“I love other people’s birthdays! Someone at work sends round an envelope and everyone gets to sign their name and take $5 out.“
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’
~ Steven Wright ~
“Birthdays are like children. Other people’s are especially annoying, and your own aren’t that much better.”
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
“Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
~ Helen Rowland ~
“Why is it if women hate getting older, they give you such a hard time for forgetting their birthday?”
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
~ Sir Norman Wisdom ~
“I got home to find lots of people standing around in the dark in my house waiting to surprise me. No, it wasn’t my birthday. I am a serial killer.”
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”
~ H. V. Prochnow ~
“Supposedly French Queen Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake” upon finding out that the peasants had no bread. She wasn’t being generous, she had just had a birthday party, and as always had a load of the stuff left over!”
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
~ Bobby Kelton ~
“Since I heard the term ‘birthday suit’, I have always spent my birthday completely naked. I’ll show them what it’s like to get old, literally.”
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
~ Phyllis Diller ~
“For my dog’s birthday I dress him up in a little outfit and make him a doggy birthday cake and then make the whole family sing him happy birthday. And then I usually go and see my psychiatrist.”
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
~ Mark Twain ~
“Mom, at church the priest said “ask and ye shall receive”. So get me an Xbox for my birthday, and a new bike. You have to. Jesus said so.”
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
“After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.”
~ Washington Irving ~
“Surely it’s the mother who should get special treatment on her child’s birthday? She was the one who endured the pain and suffering, that should at least earn you cake!“
~ Funny Facts Finder ~
