Best Funny Football Quotes of 2011

Looking for funny quotes about football? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy…

 

 

“Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.”

~ Duffy Daugherty ~

 

“I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.”

~ Jerry Rice ~

 

“I was concerned that even though the NFL has it’s own Concussions Committee, they refuse to accept that concussion causes any loss of brain function. I phoned the committee for a comment and they said “no loss brain, think good, football, good, brain…yes”.

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“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”

~ Dave Barry ~

 

“American football is an occasion at which dancing girls, bands, tactical huddles and television commercial breaks are interrupted by short bursts of play.”

~ London Times ~

 

“Playing football is like being barmaid. You spend all day running around getting sweaty, with lots of guys staring and shouting orders at you!”

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“Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it important.”

~ Eugene McCarthy ~

“When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately – unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.”

~ Dick Butkus ~

 

“American football is too confusing for Brits. Too many rules, players, breaks, yard lines … too much of everything. Give us a round ball and something to kick it at and we are happy.”

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“He’s a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.”

~ Lyndon Baines Johnson ~

 

“You really don’t want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.”

~ George Will ~

 

“21 white lines. Entertaining the fans. Winning. Is it a football game or an average Friday night out for Charlie Sheen?!”

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“If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn’t the same as the one I was wearing, I’d run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.”

~ Bo Jackson ~

 

“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

~ Joe Theisman ~

 

“Football. A male-only activity where everyone wears tight trousers and shoulder pads and wrestles each other in the hope of getting their hands on a ball. I shall say no more.”

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