Funny Friendship Quotes

Looking for funny quotes about friendship? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy…

 

 

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”

~ Oscar Wilde ~

 

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

~ Laurence J. Peter ~

 

“If he thinks you’re an idiot but still wants to be your friend, you’re set for life.”

~ Funny Facts Finder ~ 

 

“Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.”

~ Gore Vidal ~

 

“Successful friends are the biggest drain on goodwill known to man.”

~ Funny Facts Finder ~ 

 

“I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship.These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”

~ Montgomery Burns (The Simpsons) ~

 

“Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.”

~ Honore de Balzac ~

“I like to think of my friends as my prototypes. With me, perfection was complete.”

~ Funny Facts Finder ~ 

 

“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”

~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~

 

“The friendships between women are proof that it is possible for simmering contempt and jealousy to appear entirely amicable.”

~ Funny Facts Finder ~ 

 

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

~ Charles Dickens ~

 

“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”

~ Markus Zusak ~ 

 

“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”

~ Sylvia Plath ~

 

“Once they have seen you at your most wretched, an acquaintance becomes a friend or a memory.”

~ Funny Facts Finder ~

 

“Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.”

~ Oscar Wilde ~

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