Funny Movie Quotes Put Together by Fred

Looking for funny quotes from movies? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy…

 

 
“I’ve always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn’t have to be an unpleasant experience.“
~ Thelma & Louise ~

 

“I truly believe that happiness is possible… even when you’re thirty-three and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.”
~ Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) ~

 

“Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am, 72% sure I love you.”
~ Anchorman – The Legend of Ron Burgundy ~

 

“We have a great life here in Alaska, and we’re never going back to America again!”
~ The Simpsons Movie ~

 

“Here’s the deal, I’m the best there is, plain and simple, I mean I wake up every morning and I kiss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, uh, you know I’m just a, just a big hairy American winning machine, you ain’t first, you’re last, you know, what I’m talking about … that phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the permission of Ricky Bobby Inc.”
~ Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ~

 

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”
~ Dr. Strangelove ~

 

“The closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane was the time she lost all of her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach.”
~ Sex and the City ~
 
 

 
 

“I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!”
~ Spaceballs ~

 

“I was thinking I would just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, ’cause they were talking about in health class how pregnancy it often can lead to an infant.”
~ Juno ~

 

“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.”
~ Dumb and Dumber ~

 

“We in the killing Nazi business, and business is a boomin.”
~ Inglorious Basterds ~

 

“I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.”
~ Borat ~

 

“If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.”
~ Meet the Fockers ~

 

“Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay”
~ 40 Year-Old Virgin ~

 

“My name is Dewey Finn. And, no, I’m not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids. And I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them.”
~ School of Rock ~

 

“Oh, Shrek. Don’t worry. Things just seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.”
~ Shrek 2 ~

 

“I’m afraid I’m not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.”
~ Monty Python’s Flying Circus ~

 

“I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s, she’s a fish.”
~ Splash ~

 

“This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.”
~ Ghost World ~

 

“They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.”
~ Anchorman ~

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