Funny Body Facts

Looking for funny facts about the body? Here is a selection of our best for you to enjoy …

 

1) 80% of the brain is made up of water! Although this percentage has been recorded as high as 95% (Paris Hilton) and 99.99% (you guessed it, George Dubbya Bush).

 

2) Women smell better than men. No, not because they always have over 25 full bottles of the latest designer perfume cluttering up the bedroom … they ‘smell’ better than men. You know, with their noses.

 

3) You can’t hear as well when you overeat. Stuffing yourself decreases hearing capabilities. I SAID STUFFING YOURSELF DECREASES HEARING … PORKY!

 

4) Having sex can relieve pain. I know what you’re thinking, and no, that is not something I made up to hit on ladies in the doctor’s waiting room! What would Mrs Facts Finder think!

 

5) Bones can disintegrate if they don’t get enough calcium. So drink your milk if you don’t want to look like a worm with a face.
 
 

 
 
6) Your brain has the capacity to store every single thing you are conscious of forever. It is recalling the stored information that we find difficult. But everything is in there somewhere for life. So, this, and this …. and this. All permanent. And hamburgers. Tennis. Squirrels. Yeah, I just impregnated your brain with all of that nonsense forever; you’ll never get it out!

 

7) Your foot is the same length as the length from your wrist to your elbow. Unless you are a clown. They have looooong feet. I’ve seen it. In pictures.

 

8) On average people can hold their breath for one minute without fainting. That’s rubbish! I can hold mine for …………………. ………………….. ……………………… ……………………… ……………………… (thud).

 

9) Women blink twice as often as men. And what about all the cool secret stuff we get up to whilst they have their eyes closed. They’ll never find out!

 

10) The average human will shed 105 pounds (48kg) of skin particles in their lifetime. That’s about 3 full suitcases. Try checking that baggage at the airport!

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