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Funny Football Quotes
Funny Football Quotes
00Looking for funny quotes about football? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… “Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.” ~ Duffy Daugherty ~ “I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.” ~ Jerry Rice ~ “I was concerned that even though the NFL has it’s...
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Funny Wedding Quotes
Funny Wedding Quotes
00Looking for funny quotes about weddings? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… “He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, “You’re the boss.” ~ Unknown ~ “Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of “Rings”: Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring.” ~ Unknown...
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Funny Friendship Quotes
Funny Friendship Quotes
00Looking for funny quotes about friendship? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” ~ Oscar Wilde ~ “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” ~ Laurence J. Peter ~ “If...
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Funny Quotes About Work
Funny Quotes About Work
00Looking for funny work quotes? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… “Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.” ~ Doug Larson ~ “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” ~ Homer Simpson ~ “Al Gore has...
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Random Funny Facts
Random Funny Facts
00Looking for funny facts? Here is a selection of some of our best for you to enjoy… 1) You may think that all dentists are slightly creepy, and possibly a bit sadistic. You’d be right! The person who invented the electric chair was also a dentist! 2) It’s a lovely Sunday morning in Salt Lake City, just walking down the street whistling a happy...
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Funny Quotes About Men
Funny Quotes About Men
00Looking for funny quotes about guys? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… 1) “A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.” ~ Mae West ~ 2) “A man can be short and fat, but if he doesn’t mention that she is too, a woman will like him.” ~ Funny Facts Finder ~ 3) “A man in love is...
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Funny Quotes About Friends
Funny Quotes About Friends
00Looking for funny friend quotes? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… 1) “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” ~ Erich Segal ~ 2) “In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having...
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Funny Bible Facts
Funny Bible Facts
00Looking for funny facts about the bible? Here is a selection of our best for you to enjoy … 1) Drinking alcohol, gambling or betting are not condemned in the Bible – in fact alcohol gets quite a good press in the Good Book. Look at it this way, there’s sex (immaculate conception), drugs (water into wine) and rock ‘n’ roll (Jesus moving the boulder from in front...
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Funny Movie Quotes
Funny Movie Quotes
00Looking for funny quotes from movies? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… “I’ve always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn’t have to be an unpleasant experience.“ ~ Thelma & Louise ~ “I truly believe that happiness is possible… even when you’re thirty-three and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.” ~...
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Funny Quotes About Love
Funny Quotes About Love
00Looking for funny love quotes? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… “An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.“ ~ Agatha Christie ~ “The male definition of L-O-V-E … Life’s Often Very Expensive”. ~ Funny Facts Finder ~ “Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into...
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Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes
00Looking for funny quotes about birthdays? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” ~ Bob Hope ~ “Birthdays are like sunburn, a lot of unwanted attention due to something that is actually quite painful.” ~ Funny Facts Finder ~ “You know you’re getting old when you get that one...
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
00Looking for funny life quotes? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” ~ Forrest Gump ~ “Life is like a box of chocolates, too much empty space and packaging, not enough of the good stuff.” ~ Funny Facts Finder ~ “Life is like a hot bath. It feels good...
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Funny Movie Facts
Funny Movie Facts
00Looking for funny facts about movies? Here is a selection of our best for you to enjoy … 1) OJ Simpson was considered for the lead role in Terminator, but the producers decided he was too nice to be convincing as a dangerous killer. How ironic. 2) “Say hello to my little friend … he works on the popcorn counter”. Before he was famous Al Pacino worked as an usher in a...
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Funny Body Facts
Funny Body Facts
00Looking for funny facts about the body? Here is a selection of our best for you to enjoy … 1) 80% of the brain is made up of water! Although this percentage has been recorded as high as 95% (Paris Hilton) and 99.99% (you guessed it, George Dubbya Bush). 2) Women smell better than men. No, not because they always have over 25 full bottles of the latest designer perfume...
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Funny Facts About Shakespeare
Funny Facts About Shakespeare
00Looking for funny Shakespeare facts? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… 1) ‘We likes Pamela’s hair’ is an anagram of William Shakespeare. I’m not sure whether Bill would have been a fan of peroxide blonde hair extensions himself, but whatever, “What’s in a name” and all that. 2) One point that is not often mentioned when talking about the...
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Funny Facts About Love
Funny Facts About Love
00Looking for funny love facts? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy … 1) Still haven’t moved on since Pamela Anderson when you were 14? Better get a move on – on average people fall in love seven times before marriage. 2) Having an obstruction to a relationship, sometimes called “The Romeo & Juliet Effect” is thought to intensify love and...
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Funny Facts About Facebook
Funny Facts About Facebook
00Looking for funny Facebook facts? Here are some of our best … 1) One in every 13 people on the planet has a Facebook profile. Perhaps in a few years you will be asked to state your most recent status update at Border Control? 2) Forty-eight per cent of 18 to 34 year olds say the first thing they do when they wake up is check Facebook. Me? I’m trying to piece together...
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Funny Football Facts
Funny Football Facts
00Looking for funny facts about football? Here is a selection of our finest for you to enjoy… 1) The NFL was formed at a car dealership in Canton, Ohio in 1920. It seems appropriate … lots of unreliable old bangers being bought and sold for way too much money! 2) In the 1980’s the USFL filed a lawsuit again the NFL, claiming it was an illegal monopoly. The USFL won...
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Funny Soccer Facts
Funny Soccer Facts
00Looking for funny facts about soccer? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy … 1) Just before the World Cup in 1966, the solid gold Jules Rimet trophy was stolen. After a few frantic days of searching, the cup was found by a dog called Pickles, out for a walk in South London. I bet the organizers were pleased to get their paws on the trophy again! 2) English referee Martin...
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Funny Music Facts
Funny Music Facts
00Looking for funny facts about music? Here is a selection of our best for you to enjoy … 1) Now pay attention, this is pretty complicated. Bill Wyman’s (the bassist from the Rolling Stones) son married his ex-wife’s mother. In doing so Stephen Wyman became the stepfather to his own ex-stepmother. Confused? Imagine how they felt sitting around the table for a family dinner! 2)...
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Funny Facts About Italy
Funny Facts About Italy
00Looking for funny Italy facts? Here are some of our best … 1) There’s only one Silvio Berlusconi. Every comedian’s favorite ex Prime Minister has been accused of many things in his time, including mafia collusion, false accounting, tax fraud, corruption, fraternizing with prostitutes and bribery of police officers. But in our opinion Silvio’s finest moment was when he...
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Funny Sports Facts
Funny Sports Facts
00Looking for funny facts about sports? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy … 1) The most two-finger pushups with one arm achieved in one minute is 46. Mohammed Mohammed Ali Zeinhom from Egypt clearly didn’t think this was impressive enough on it’s own so he decided to break the record in front of the Giza Pyramids in Cairo. Showoff. 2) Dance Dance...
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Funny Facts About India
Funny Facts About India
00Looking for funny India facts? Here are some of our best … 1) The great thing about going on holiday to India is that you are never short of places to post your postcards home as India has the most post offices in the world! 2) Want to know which company must have the most stressed out HR and payroll department? India Railway is the biggest employer in the world with 1.5...
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Funny Facts About Australia
Funny Facts About Australia
00Looking for funny Australia facts? Here are some of our best … 1) Australia is keen to rid itself of the “Ocker” beer-swilling image, but it’s worth remembering that a former Prime Minister, Bob Hawke, was renowned for being able to knock back 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds. That’s right, 11 seconds. Two and a half pints. I doubt President Sarkozy...
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Funny History Facts
Funny History Facts
00Looking for funny facts about history? Here is a selection of our best for you to enjoy … 1) In ancient Egypt, 40 years of age was the average life expectancy. That means men would have been having their mid-life crisis aged 20, and boring their grandchildren with “I remember when” stories in their 30’s! 2) In medieval Britain, bathing was considered sinful and people used to...
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Funny Science Facts
Funny Science Facts
00Looking for funny facts about science? Here are some of our best … 1) Science is full of strange things like liquid metal and subatomic particles, but the strangest is a little more close to home. Water is one of the weirdest substances known to man as it can exist in three different states under the same conditions (think of an iceberg floating in the ocean with a cloud...
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Funny Facts About France
Funny Facts About France
00Looking for funny France facts? Here is a selection of our best for you to enjoy … 1) The youngest person to win the Tour de France cycling race was 19 year old, Henri Cornet in 1904. Do you think they let him keep his stabilisers on? 2) In 1930 Louis-Antoine became King Louis XIX of France in what was the shortest ever reign by a monarch. He took the throne for just 20...
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Funny Facts About Germany
Funny Facts About Germany
00Looking for funny Germany facts? Here are some of our best … 1) Oktoberfest is the famous German Beer festival with a very iconic name. Every year it actually takes place mostly in September though! I suppose Septemberfest just doesn’t sound as good? 2) The German word for father is ‘vater’ and it is pronounced ‘farter’. Nothing funny there then. 3)...
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Funny Food Facts
Funny Food Facts
00Looking for funny facts about food? Here is a selection of our best for you to enjoy … 1) The largest pizza base ever hand-spun in two minutes was 84.33cm (33.2 in) wide! Tony Gemignani from the USA made the giant pizza with 500g (17.6 oz) of dough. I will leave the stuffed crusts and side orders please Tony … I think that will be enough! 2) Belize is the country that...
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Funny Facts About People
Funny Facts About People
00Looking for funny people facts? Here are some of our best for you to enjoy… 1) The Japanese are the shortest nation in the world and the Dutch are the tallest. Now that is one game of basketball I would pay to see! 2) 10 to 12 per cent of people are left-handed. Various studies have shown lefties to be more affected by fear, angrier, more inhibited, and they may have an...
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